The Inevitable Hawaiian Christmas

The song playing right now is some old lounge tune called, 'It's Cold Outside'

I guess I should brace myself for the inevitable Hawaiian Christmas to start up soon.

Santa in shorts.

Santa surfing.

Santa laying on the beach.

Santa flying across a Hawaiian sunset sky. He will be arcing a hard turn above the ocean. He will be being towed by a school of red nosed dolphins wearing leis as presents fall off the back of the sled.

Santa sailing.

Santa driving the tourist submarine.

Santa snorkeling with elves.

Santa scuba diving and delivering presents to eels and lobsters lounging on a bright impossibly colorful reef full of brilliant fish.

Santa . . . Well, I guess I got that idea across.